Thank Buddha McDonald’s is helping me to reclaim my cultural heritage. You see, I’m down with more diverse cultures than a yogurt factory, chillin’ to my favorite Asian Pacific American hip hop, hanging on to our great traditions like an airlifted East Berliner. As Aelosmith would say, “Living on the Rim“!
This is either, as Modesty Verve
puts it, “one of the most retarded moves I’ve seen a billion-dollar
corporation make,” or some serious smack-down guerrilla marketing disguised as a mentally disabled ad campaign.
As long as David Chappelle says the Wu-Tang Clan’s on my team, I am Asian! Dirt, Daaaawg!


