Anyone can bash Garfield — the sport has become so egalitarian that there must be a backlash
on the way (you know, some postmodern analysis demonstrating how
Garfield blah blah blah blah, it’s not even worth imagining) — but
there’s still something satisfying about watching the pro’s do it.
Like, for example, the New York Times:
A cat who eats lasagna! Isn’t that the craziest thing you’ve ever heard? Here’s something even crazier: someone at 20th Century Fox has decided
that “Garfield,” Jim Davis’s long-running syndicated comic strip,
tolerated by millions of newspaper readers around the world, should be
adapted into a movie……The guiding principle behind “Garfield,” directed by Pete Hewitt from a
script by Joel Cohen and Alec Sokolow, seems be that jokes that barely
raise a chuckle when stretched across three pen-and-ink panels become
gems of hilarity once they are outfitted with celebrity voices,
soundtrack music (James Brown’s “I Feel Good” — how original!) and
computer-generated special effects……In the paper the weary smile provoked by Garfield’s sarcasm or Odie’s
idiocy will seem like a positive bargain. You’ve spent 50 cents, and
you still have the Jumble and the box scores to see you through your
morning coffee…



Did you know they use Garfield to teach English to kids in China? See, it’s not all that bad. A fascinating article on the marketing life of Garfield: http://www.slate.com/id/2102299/
Wow. So, my reasons for hating Garfield are confirmed.
Maybe that’s why all my Chinese relatives can only say, “I hate Mondays! I love lasagna!”