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I live with a 5 year old food-consuming creature…


This morning it wolfed down 2 pieces of toast, 1 1/2 pears, and a healthy chunk of my favorite monteray jack cheese.


Yesterday, it dined on a huge bowl of noodles, followed by a generous serving of brocolli and a mountain of chicken nuggets.


After all this, it proceeded to inhale two bowls of ice-cream, 4 cookies, and an apple. Later that very same evening, the creature announced, upon getting ready for bed, that it was “still hungry”. I gasped, looked over my rapidly shrinking refrigerator inventory and apologetically produced another pear, offered up the rest of the monteray jack, and poured a cup of milk. These the creature happily consumed and then went off to bed.


Stunned, I am contemplating getting an extra refrigerator for the basement, and ordering certain provisions in bulk.


And this creature is only 5 years old. What does the future hold?


 


 

{ 2 } Comments

  1. Stacy | October 17, 2005 at 1:50 pm | Permalink

    Do I sense a growth spurt?

  2. Tom | October 17, 2005 at 6:15 pm | Permalink

    Must be the swimming lessons. The hidden cost of athletic activity – Increased appetite!