Curbside Chicken

Well, it looks like there is finally another post to ‘ye olde’ blog. Yep, you are reading it now. God, I am so tired. I feel like I can just pass out! Anyway, do any of yuze watch Shalom in the Home on one of those cable stations? It’s an interesting show about this rabbi who tries to help families communicate better and live peacefully together. Basically it is just a marriage counseling session…Zzzz.
Now that’s news that will put you to sleep!

I want to share some important information with you. I have finally chosen a new general topic for this very important blog: News That Will Put You To Sleep. Yes, you’ve heard it here first, but don’t tell anyone, it’s just between you and me. I’m leaking it early to generate some bzz before I officially announce the sweeping change.

I must warn you, however. You must not operate heavy machinery or operate motor vehicles whilst reading this blog. You see, the contents of this blog has the same potency as about 12,000 Lunesta tablets. Yes, 12,000. Yes, Lunesta (with out the unpleasant side-effects, of course). Yes, very sleepy.

Folks, during these trying times for this blog, we need to stand united, together, asleep. Can you feel the energy? The buzz? The POWER? I will be holding a news conference in my dead Rose Garden later today.

Attention: In a dramatic twist of fate, I have decided to change the ‘focus’ of this weblog. After weeks of pondering the next-steps for the blog, I came to the unrational realization that the “Nothing” theme is simiply taking too much time out of my life. I found myself spending days thinking and writing about nothing and I’ve simply grown tired of it. I all would do is eat, sleep, and drink nothing. I have felt a certain emptiness with that subject, and it scared me. So, my fans, worshipers, and followers, the days of Nothing are over. Join me as I embark on a new focus for this blog. I can assure you that the new theme will fill and even surpass the void left by the Nothing theme. God have mercy and God save the Queen (while we’re at it).

As sad is this may be, all good things must come to an end. But don’t fret, my fans, for the past postings about Nothing will forever remain archived!

Please stay tuned for further important updates/announces/and/or instructions.