Curbside Chicken

I want to share some important information with you. I have finally chosen a new general topic for this very important blog: News That Will Put You To Sleep. Yes, you’ve heard it here first, but don’t tell anyone, it’s just between you and me. I’m leaking it early to generate some bzz before I officially announce the sweeping change.

I must warn you, however. You must not operate heavy machinery or operate motor vehicles whilst reading this blog. You see, the contents of this blog has the same potency as about 12,000 Lunesta tablets. Yes, 12,000. Yes, Lunesta (with out the unpleasant side-effects, of course). Yes, very sleepy.

Folks, during these trying times for this blog, we need to stand united, together, asleep. Can you feel the energy? The buzz? The POWER? I will be holding a news conference in my dead Rose Garden later today.