Domestic Compromise
There are many available grades of toilet paper, and only one tp holder in the bathroom. I prefer quilted, quadruple ply, triple rolls of pillow-soft bath tissue. Peeler likes the public-bathroom grade, single ply toilet paper. It’s just not a big enough deal to argue about, and I know that I can go up to Kansas when I need a little extra padding. But there’s one thing I hate about the Scott brand tissue:

The dreaded single-ply shred.