Lifestyle Beverages
Hello, my name is Swans, and I’m an ultraholic.
It started innocently. I was lured in by the cute 10 ounce cans (“They make my hands look huge!”), won over by the sheer drinkabilty and manageable size, and eventually enthralled by the low-carb opiates. I don’t know what they put in place of the carbohydrates. Electrolytes? Endorphins? Oxycontin? Whatever it is, I’m hooked.