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Hello, my name is Swans, and I’m an ultraholic.

It started innocently. I was lured in by the cute 10 ounce cans (“They make my hands look huge!”), won over by the sheer drinkabilty and manageable size, and eventually enthralled by the low-carb opiates. I don’t know what they put in place of the carbohydrates. Electrolytes? Endorphins? Oxycontin? Whatever it is, I’m hooked.

3 Comments

  1. Smells

    December 16, 2003 @ 3:24 pm

    1

    yuck

  2. Smells

    December 16, 2003 @ 3:24 pm

    2

    yuck

  3. Smells

    December 16, 2003 @ 3:24 pm

    3

    yuck

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