No Dogs Allowed

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Two guys are walking their dogs. The first guy has a doberman, and the second guy has a chihuahua. They walk down the street and stop at a bar. “Man, I could really go for a beer” says the first guy. “So could I, but the sign says No Dogs Allowed” says the second guy. So the first guy says:”Wait here, I have an idea!” So the guy with the doberman puts on his sunglasses and walks into the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says: “Hey, no dogs allowed, didn’t you read the sign?” and the guy replies: “No, I didn’t, I’m blind and this is my seeing eye dog.” The bartender apologizes and serves him his drink. Meanwhile the second guy has been watching from outside. When he sees that his friend got served, he puts on his sunglasses and goes in. The bartender again says “Hey, no dogs allowed, didn’t you read the sign?” The guy with the chihuahua replies:”No, I didn’t, I’m blind, and this is my seeing eye dog.” The bartender exclaims: “What! That little chihuahua?” The second guy replies “WHAT?! They gave me a chihuahua?!”

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