This I believe

I am committed to freedom of expression for the inarticulate and confused. I believe that one day we will look back upon this time and cringe in shame at the way we have treated bivalves and gastropods. I am not going pay my brother-in-law for the cracked blade on his lawnmower no matter how much he yells and screams. It was that way when he loaned it to me. I may have gone over a rock or two, but, Jesus, who hasn’t?

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