I just came home from eating with a couple of friends at In-N-Out — the greatest burger place that surpasses even the famous Bartley’s. If any of you ever get the chance to eat there, you must go all out and not hold out:

1. Double-Double Cheeseburger with Grilled Onions
2. Animal Style Fries
3. Neapolitan Shake

Nevermind these items total to 5000+ calories. Just put it in your mouth.

Anyhow, when I was with my pals TJ and David, I get a phone call from Minji. When asked what I was up to, I answered, “I’m with a couple of my buddies from high school. We’re having ourselves a sausage-fest.”
“Oh! You guys are having a barbeque?”

“Barbeque? Oh, no. We’re having a sausage-fest without the barbeque.”

“What are you ta-… Oh. Okay then. I’ll leave you to your sausage-fest…”

And I went back to my sausages.