File-Sharers To Be Kicked, Beaten

So some Senators are now pushing an ACCOPS-esque act.  Follow this logic, if you can:

Economic crises have finally forced this country to confront the absurd stupidity of its “tough on crime” policies, including mandatory minimum sentencing.  Through these economic crises, the MPAA’s studios are doing better than ever.  The RIAA has suffered recently, but it’s one of many hurting industries.  Thus, we should incarcerate more people who threaten copyright holders’ business models.

Glad we got that all cleared up. Please return to your regularly scheduled cursing and yelling.