Curtin Call

Shhhhh.  Be vewy, vewy quiet.  Mommy and Daddy are sleeping
and I snuck on here.  I see they’ve already told you about this
cool new desk we got but, you see, they don’t want me anywhere near
it.  They say I destroy things but that’s just not true. 
Okay, so sometimes I do things that annoy them but that’s nothing more
than a test of love!  You see, I always hear them telling their
human friends how much they love me (and my sister, Sneakers, too! I’d
let her say hi but she’s sleeping, too.  She’s old.  Besides,
she’d probably just wake them up and tell them what I’m doing
anyway.  She’s like that.)   But every now and again I
just have to test them.  To see if they really love us!

So, anyway!  I’m so excited and I just had to share this with
someone.  We got some other new stuff, too!  I see they
didn’t tell you yet!  Yay!  I get to be the first! 
Yay!  (Yeesh!  I’m sooo excited!)  Ready?  Okay,
here ya go.  Check this out:

Yay!  Yay!  Yay!  I got my very own bed!  I
am soooo excited, I can hardly restrain myelf!  I’m ready to go
bounce off a wall or…  a couch or…. something!  (Oops,
gotta be careful – don’t want to wake the humans!).

Okay.  I’m calm now.  Anyway, that’s not all.  Check this out:

Yup!  Sneakers got one too!!!  Yay!  Yay!  Yay!

I was so excited!  It was all just going so well!  And then one day:

“No!”  I shrieked!.  “It can’t be!  That’s my
bed”  Just then, mommy came along and she made everything okay
again.  “You see”, she said to me, “caring is sharing!”  So,
okay.  I let Sneaky sit in my bed now.  But only sometimes.

So, aren’t we special?  Our mommy and daddy are really good to us!  I guess they really do love us!

Okay, that’s all.  I have to go climb into bed and pretend I was never here.  Don’t tell – okay???