2. HLS Alum Fined for Torching Chapel with 9/11 Remains

 Oh no wait, no one would intentionally do that especially not an HLS alum.  He claimed he was drunk in an effort to have his crime reduced to recklessness thus negating some of that specific intentness of the crime he was originally (over)charged with? Well, at least he wasn’t drunk during his crim. class. Check mark for remembering, your professors would be proud.