My ignorance of what is euphemistically known as the fair sex is exceeded only by the abject failure of all of the stratagems I have developed over the years to remedy that ignorance. So let me take advantage of the relative anonymity of this forum to broach a few questions to any hypothetical female readers out there.
Is there a female equivalent to the flood of penile augmentation advertising which so persistently manages to evade the concerted efforts of the legions of white-hat wizards madly designing email filters and anti-spamming software? more…