Welcome to the Mental Health Hotline……
– If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
– If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
– If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
– If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
– If you want to read the rest of them click here(from Mary Goodman)
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