Man Has Personal iPod in Own Brain

I don’t want the white-corded wonder. I have my very
own iPod in my mind.

I hear those little things carry up to a month’s
worth of music. Well, so does my mind . I can call up any song I’ve
ever heard, any time I want.
And I never have to load software or charge batteries. There are no firewire
cords or docks to mess with. I just put my hands behind my head, lean
back, and select a tune from the extensive music-library folder inside
my brain.

from the Onion