Monthly Archives: August 2003

Can I Just Declare Bankrupcy Now?

The war against downladed music goes on.  On one front, the proposed Author, Consumer and Computer Owner Protection and Security Act is working its way through Congress and if you care about this sort of thing you should let your … Continue reading

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The Devil Went Down to eBay

Musicians offered ‘crossroads pact with the Devil’ A voodoo practitioner from Norwich is auctioning his services on eBay to help musicians gain fame by making a pact with the Devil at the crossroads. Doktor Snake says he has made the … Continue reading

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Arnold on Multicultural Ass

It seems to me that Arnolds main obstacle to overcome in his mad dash to the governor’s mansion will be all of the ridiculous old photos of his floating around. Back in the day, Ronald Regan was able to deep-six … Continue reading

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God Detector from Yo, God

How many times have we heard it said, "Oh, Lord, give me a sign!" Alas, too often the reply is vague and ambiguous: the phone rings at an opportune time, a feather falls from out of the blue, a water … Continue reading

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Kicking Sexed Up Around

I guess I’m not the only one wondering when “sex-up” became so popular in the sense of adding allure, carnality or sensationalism to something in an attempt to make it more popular ot impactful. Like most readers, I assumed it … Continue reading

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Dragon His Feet No More

Blogger’s confession – the picture published yesterday in the article about a Komodo Dragon receiving acupunture treatments was not Tirto, the actual dragon in the case but a file photo I found at a zoo website. Here is a REAL … Continue reading

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Revolutionary Radar Detector

A while ago I bought a new used car and decided on a minivan on the theory that with two teenaged sons the extra hauling space would certainly come in handy, as well as offering a substantial buffer zone between … Continue reading

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Chinese Woman Topples 300,000 Dominos, World Record

The dominos formed a line 10 miles long. In Singapore a new world record has been set for the longest domino topple. Ma Lihua, who is from Beijing, single-handedly set up and then knocked over more than 303,000 dominos. Her … Continue reading

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Boston University Wants World’s Deadliest Pathogens

Boston University is planning to construct a $1.6 billion dollar biodefense facility in a crowded low-income neighborhood in the Boston area. Neighbors are understandably upset, as the announced facility would contain live smallpox, Ebola and plague viruses, as well as … Continue reading

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Argument Against Life Without Parole

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Massive Worm and Virus Attacks Ongoing

I have clients and friends going bonkers over a new worm and a new virus which are threatening to overhwhelm email servers and PCs. The worm, know as Sobig.F,is a variation of a worm which has been giving system administrators … Continue reading

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Nervous Dragon Gets Acupuncture

An eight foot long Komodo dragon lizard in Singapore’s zoo has been receiving traditional Chinese acupuncture treatment for a neurological disorder. Eight-year-old male lizard has been receiving twice-weekly treatments for the past three weeks. "Tirto is now more relaxed and … Continue reading

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