Satrys Captured in Greek Sweatshop

A Greek automaker has been accused of employing
satyrs under sweatshop conditions in their isolated island assembly plant,
as shown in these exclusive photos smuggled out by a fugative satyr.

It is believed that the automaker has signed a pact with
a major underworld figure to obtain these slave laborers.

(Actually, the real story accompanying this picture is even weirder than
the one I made up, including the name of the markeing director of Manor
Kingdom:)

The male residents of a village have stripped off for their own version
of a fundraiser which inspired the hit movie Calendar Girls. The 50 men
overcame their shyness to get their clothes off for a calendar depicting
life in the Borders village of West Linton.

Sheena Charity, group sales and marketing director for Manor Kingdom,
added: "The funds raised from the calendar’s sales will help support
a lot of breast cancer charities. We were very happy to get involved and
help ensure that as much money as possible goes to those organisations
which need it."

from Ananova