Boston Defies Double Curse

Oh NO!!! I just fetched the mail and see
that Petey is on the cover of this week’s Sports Illustrated. Now we
have to deal with the SI Cover Curse on top of the Curse of the Bambino!
The last time a Red Sox was the ill-fated cover boy it was Nomar, a week
before he broke his wrist
and missed half of last season!

Pile it on, Baseball Fates, we DEFY thee!