Gadzooks! Fellatio Reduces Breast Cancer Risk

Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one
to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to
40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found. Doctors had never
suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new
research being performed at North Carolina State University suggests
that there could be an important link between the two.

Who knew? Who knows? Judge for yourself…

from
CNM Health

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22 Responses to Gadzooks! Fellatio Reduces Breast Cancer Risk

  1. David says:

    This news report is a PARODY.

  2. Michael Feldman says:

    Oh my gosh, you’re right! Please don’t spill the beans to Norma Yvonne.

  3. Don Park says:

    Heh. I hope this ‘groundbreaking news’ spreads like wildfire although it would help more if there was a convincing theory to back it up.

  4. Halley Suitt says:

    Michael = About the graphic, man. What’s with the teeth? B-A-D idea. ๐Ÿ™‚ H

  5. Michael Anderson says:

    Michael, is the graphic from a Rocky Horror Picture Show site? If so, Halley, then it’s the mouth of Dr. Frank N. Furter (Tim Rice)! Not exactly what the story depicted, eh? –Michael in TX

  6. Michael Anderson says:

    Of course, I still printed the piece to show my estranged wife…. –M

  7. Mark Gardner says:

    Tim Curry, you mean?

  8. Doloresse says:

    Actually it is the mouth of Patricia Quinn (Magenta) as far as I know ๐Ÿ™‚

  9. Pichak says:

    I used it in my wblg. Its not bad to be informed of everything!!! Thanx.

  10. Timothy C. says:

    just to let you guys know, this story is FAKE. It was made up by some student at North Carolina State University who has way too much time. Although it is hilarious, it’s amazing to see how many real newspapers printed it… makes you think huh?

  11. joe blo says:

    I’M NOT SURE IF IT’S HELPING MY WIFE BUT IT’S SURE HELPING ME!

  12. joe blo says:

    I’M NOT SURE IF IT’S HELPING MY WIFE BUT IT’S SURE HELPING ME!

  13. joe blo says:

    I’M NOT SURE IF IT’S HELPING MY WIFE BUT IT’S SURE HELPING ME!

  14. joe blo says:

    I’M NOT SURE IF IT’S HELPING MY WIFE BUT IT’S SURE HELPING ME!

  15. joe blo says:

    I’M NOT SURE IF IT’S HELPING MY WIFE BUT IT’S SURE HELPING ME!

  16. joe blo says:

    I’M NOT SURE IF IT’S HELPING MY WIFE BUT IT’S SURE HELPING ME!

  17. joe blo says:

    I’M NOT SURE IF IT’S HELPING MY WIFE BUT IT’S SURE HELPING ME!

  18. Anonymous says:

    Even though the story is FAKE who can really complain about more fellatio.

    I wish my girlfriend gave me head more. I emailed her this story along with some fellatio techniques from this site I found searching google under Fellatio Techniques, some of the techniques are awesome! I hope she takes a hint, LOL.

    Anyways, THANKS FOR THE LAUGHT =D

  19. Breast Cancer Medicine says:

    It’s just a guess, isn’t it?

  20. Breast Cancer Medicine says:

    Itโ€™s just a guess, isnโ€™t it? Check out Breast Cancer Medicine.

  21. A more recent study by the University of Fellatio in Lickme Scottland, discovered that women who slobbed the knob at least once a day for 6 months or longer became immune to AIDS, throat cancer, obesity, foot fungus and dammit, were just WAY MORE POPULAR!

    So says Richard Cranium, Headmaster of http://full8me.com

  22. Alexa says:

    This is good work you’re doing here. I’m glad I happened upon your posting…

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