Science Finally Discovers Dowbrigade

A
‘Cosmic Jerk’ That Reversed the Universe

CLEVELAND,
Oct. 10 Astronomers said on Friday that they had determined the time
in cosmic history when a mysterious force, "dark energy," began
to wrench the universe apart. Five billion years ago, said Dr. Adam Riess,
an astronomer at the Space Telescope Science Institute in Baltimore,
the universe experienced a "cosmic
jerk."

Always knew we were the second coming of SOMETHING

from
The New York Times