Queen Dropkicks 4-year-old Refugee

Queen
Elizabeth, 77-year-old soverign of the British Empire, was caught by
a photographer deliviering a swift kick to the chops of 4-year old Serbian
refugee Ibin Kryzgrephorianxzy at a Soho half-way house. "Go on back
to that blighted Balkan cesspool and leave us bloody alone," she was
heard to hiss. No word on why the Queen was wearing bright red clown
shoes at the time.

from Ananova