The Doctor is in the House


latest, typically savage "Sports" column from the eminent Dr. Hunter
S. Thompson:

Professional football is not the only pillar of Faith that is crumbling
all around us, as we stumble nervously into this new and merciless century.
Even our world-famous Military power is visibly failing us. If we get
chased out of Iraq with our tail between our legs, that will be the fifth
consecutive Third-world country with no hint of a Navy or an Air Force
to have whipped us in the past 40 years.

If the U.S. had a national Football team with a record like that, we
would have fired the Coach a long time ago. Nobody can lose all the time
and still stay in power. Even Adolf Hitler was forced to kill himself
after personally destroying the proud nation of Germany and turning it
into a helpless Nazi whorehouse.


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