Apology for Proliferation of Penis Postings

It has come to the attention of the Dowbrigade that 3 of our past 4 postings have dealt directly with penises in some way, shape or form. Actually, all four if you consider, as many do, Gov. Romney to be a Dick. We would like to appologize to any offended or politically sensitive readers as well as to dispel any air of favoritism, pro or con, on the subject. In a valient attempt at fair and balanced coverage the Dowbrigade has exhaustedly searched his newsstreams, contacts and sources in vain for breaking news involving vaginas or vaginally related developments. So far nothing beyond multiple references to the “Vagina Monologues”. Any leads from our far-flung and intellectually insatiable readership would be appreciated.