Dowbrigade Loses Another Title


World’s Biggest Snake Discovered in Indonesia

Its
a good thing Norma Yvonne is on vacation, far, far away from here, or
she wouldn’t go near the computer for a week just from seeing a snake
this
big on the screen. Honestly, she is so serpent-phobic that when
Honey the cat bounds through the window, proud as can be, with an innoculous
pencil-gauge garter snake, (which happens several times each summer)
she makes me
move
the bed,
turn
over the mattress, move the furniture, look under the rug, etc. for SEVERAL
DAYS merely on the irrational possibility that there is another one lurking
in the house somewhere.

Anyway, this here critter is supposedly WAY bigger than the previously
recorded Biggest Snake in the World, and more than twice as heavy. How
does something like this suddenly appear? Genetically enhanced escapee
from
some secret bio-lab, or a divinely delivered sign of the approaching
apocolpyse? You decide…

It’s a fussy eater, apparently. But when you are longer than a double-decker
bus, and weigh as much as six grown men, you can afford to be.Certainly, the
owners of a zoo in Indonesia haven’t been quibbling over the dietary needs
of an enormous python, which prefers to eat four fierce brown
dogs every month.

The snake, they claimed yesterday, is the longest and heaviest ever captured.
Doing so was no mean feat in itself. According to reports, it took 65 men and
the blessing of a tribal leader to snare it.

Officials at the zoo in Curugsewu, central Java, told the Republika newspaper
that the reticulated python is 49ft long and has a maximum body circumference
of almost three feet. It weighs, they say, 998lbs. The
Guinness Book of World Records lists the longest captured snake as a 32ft reticulated
python found on the Indonesian island of
Sulawesi in 1912. The heaviest is a 402 lb. Burmese python in Illinois,
US.

Republika quoted a keeper at the zoo, Rohmad, as saying that when the
unnamed snake was captured, in Jambi province on Sumatra in mid-2002,
it was 61 long. 12 feet reportedly had to be severed after a rotten deer
was found undigested in its stomach.

Reticulated pythons, found across south-east Asia, are considered the
longest snake species but adults usually measure only between three and
six metres long. They kill their prey by biting it, hanging on with their
100 teeth and then squeezing it to death by wrapping their bodies around
it.

from the
Guardian

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42 Responses to Dowbrigade Loses Another Title

  1. rochelle says:

    wowers, thats a big snake. is it aggressive?

  2. Anonymous says:

    thats a big mother fuckin snake

  3. Anonymous says:

    wow

  4. kirky says:

    that is nearly bigger than my knob

  5. hi! i have seen the snake in bohol! it was so big that i believe it can swallow an average- built man in 5 minutes!

  6. jaan says:

    i cant belive such a big snake o God

  7. Anonymous says:

    hi bob

  8. junrie says:

    hi i have seen a big snake too! in phililipine, bohol when i see the big snake it was big as a coconut tree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! very big snake

  9. Ouch, I don’t like to hear that 🙁

    CM

  10. cindy says:

    wow that is a very big snake i don’t ever want to see one in my life. i hate snakes they look so evil

  11. Jorge says:

    what a big snike i want to have one that way i can scare my wife whe she gets mad at me

  12. Vargo says:

    Once on holiday we went to a zoo and the Reptiles section was closed off but i took a look around a cover sheet and i saw a snake had knotted itself to the branch of a tree and was swinging around, it was like 39ft long (can tell from how big the tree was).

  13. sayureisy says:

    i love that

  14. justin says:

    I patted pronie last week on my trip was sooo cool

  15. Anonymous says:

    thats a big fuckin snake!!!!

  16. Monaliza says:

    That is a very big phyton reptile.

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  18. Alissa says:

    thay can eat people.that is amazing

  19. Shratiez says:

    holy cow that is a big snake

  20. rothstein says:

    very huge indeed

  21. eza says:

    check my post on the biggest snake in Bohol named Prony.. whose more bigger? http://ezarooen.blogsome.com/2008/02/13/my-paradise-bohol/

  22. Amelinda says:

    I’m from Indonesia but I wasn’t there that time..I was in Germany…
    And I know that snake is soooo !@#$%$^&*() big!! I watched in on TV the snake was lying around and the dog was sitting in the corner of the cage sitting very scared..poor dog.. DX
    And I saw very many men carrying the snake and it was so loud…
    Anyways it was one of my biggest experience!!

    Wonder if it’s still alive?

  23. Anonymous says:

    shit ka sa earth

  24. renz says:

    tang ama yan ang laki naman ng ahas na yan

  25. yusseli says:

    SHET!!!! THATS A BIG ASS SNAKE

  26. bryn says:

    holy!!!!!

    i is huge

  27. Briony says:

    Wow Thatz Big

    (i dnt think itz that big yall sould s33 ma mom lolz)

  28. Anonymous says:

    wow thats big

  29. Anonymous says:

    wow that is big!!

  30. Классно, вещь полезная!

  31. Артем says:

    Познавательно, но не убедительно. Чего-то не хватает, а чего не пойму. Но, скажу прямо: – светлые и доброжелательные мысли.

  32. Можно и по этому вопросу, ведь только в споре может быть достигнута истина. 🙂

  33. Junior Francklin says:

    I only see these snake in film

  34. Да уж… Жизнь – как вождение велосипеда. Чтобы сохранить равновесие, ты должен двигаться.

  35. Можно и по этому вопросу, ведь только в споре может быть достигнута истина. 🙂

  36. Материал на пять с плюсом. Но есть и минус! У меня скорость интернета 56кб/сек. Страница грузилась около 40 секунд.

  37. Берта says:

    Уж тоже Вам спасибо скажу

  38. apaw......saiha says:

    wat…the heck……..

  39. keith says:

    i got 1 inna mi backyard

  40. Kristal says:

    I want one…I love snakes and I’ve always wanted a really really big one.

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