Growing Mars Mystery May be Serious

Suspicion is increasing that the serial failures of the European
Beagle and the American
Rover interplanetary exploration vehicles recently placed
on the surface of Mars are not coincidental. These multi-million dollar
vehicles, seemingly in perfect working order, have both suddenly and
mysteriously gone silent, for all intents and purposes disappearing off
of the face of the Red Planet.

Although there has been no official word on the causes of these disappearances,
sources close to the space programs tell the Dowbrigade there is growing
concern that not only may there be life on Mars, but that it seems to
dislike being spied upon and may be in a position to do something about it.

So where is our fearless leader, our President and leader of the free
world, at this momentous moment possibly presaging the establishment
of mankind’s first official extra-terrestrial contact? According to Fox
News, President George Bush is today closeted with Homeland Security
advisors in ROSWELL, NEW MEXICO! That pretty much says it all, and reinforces
the seriousness of the situation. Stay tuned for continuing developments….