Janet Challenges Michael for Jackson Black Sheep Award

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Regular
readers familiar with the Dowbrigade’s predilection for well-formed female
breasts will no doubt be unsurprised to learn that we have been unable
to resist posting on the Janet Jackson Superbowl incident.

Was it a prearranged stunt? An honest accident? A coincidence Justin
Timberlake was involved? Just how many more priceless headlines can we
dare hope for from one family?

The accompanying photo is rather disappointing, but we have as yet untapped
resources and favors to call in. Your tireless reporter promises to track
down the definitive cleavage closeup soon so that each of you can judge yourself.
There were only about a million flashbulbs going off, someone must have
gotten a keeper.

story from AP

4 Comments

  1. Ryan Overbey

    February 2, 2004 @ 1:22 pm

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    Hey Michael, the money shots are here:
    http://www.vividblurry.com/mt-archives/000310.html

    Fleshbot is the place to go for smut in the news. =)

    http://www.fleshbot.com

    Enjoy!

  2. j

    February 2, 2004 @ 10:07 pm

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    When I heard about Janet Jackson’s breast-baring incident on the news this morning, I knew I could count on you to have the story, Michael. Thank you for not letting me down and thanks to Ryan for the links to the photos. With that particular, uh, piece of jewelry, I can’t help wondering if it was all planned.

    And people thought I was kidding at Thursday’s meeting when I said that “breast” was the word.

  3. Mike Walsh

    February 2, 2004 @ 11:48 pm

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    I’d like to thank Justin, Janet, CBS, Drudge and conservative talk radio for totally desensitizing me to the sight of a woman’s nibble.

    Now *I* need viagra to get an erection.

  4. Nikki

    February 3, 2004 @ 7:44 pm

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    Um… This is just disgusting!