The Elders of Zion Are At It Again

The Dowbrigade has been wrestling with the Breast Issue since it
was thrust in our face again by the Janet Jackson fiasco. To wit, why
is the male version of the human breast perfectly acceptable while
the female one is Taboo? The only difference we can think of is a four
letter word – MILK!

So what’s wrong with milk? Nothing, in and of itself. Milk is the
lifeblood of human kindness. It is hard to name something healthier
or more wholesome. The problem is when MILK is combined with another
four letter word – MEAT.

And who has a problem with mixing Milk and Meat? THE JEWS! Of course!
This is clearly another example of that tiny semitic minority trying
to disingenuously and covertly impose their Kosher standards on an
unsuspecting Gentile public! Do not let these shylocks have their dastardly
way. Stand up for the purity of Christian meat and milk. Bare those
milk-brimming breasts every chance you get! It’s the American way….