Secret Bush-Kerry Ritual Photos Reported

Officials
of both camps have denied rumors that George Bush and John Kerry danced
naked at a secret Skull and Bones blood ceremony in 1966.

The near-panic in the Kerry and Bush camps at the disclosure was reflected
in the hermetic silence on the topic reported. When Kerry’s campaign
spokesperson
was
asked about it, she said, "John Kerry has absolutely nothing to say on
that subject. Sorry."

When asked at a press conference in Texas Friday, he tried to deflect
the inquiry with his trademark humor. "I don’t dance," he quipped.

The reported rites fit with long-established Skull and Bones initiation
rituals such as nude wrestling or having
to recite one’s sexual history while lying in a coffin

This raises tantalizing questions: Did Mr. Kerry, class of ’66, and Mr.
Bush, class of ’68, know each other at Yale? More to the point, did they ever
participate together in a Skull and Bones rite in the club’s windowless crypt?

"Rest assured, there are no pictures of them dancing together
naked," said David Wade, Mr. Kerry’s spokesman. The fact that both
parties are so quick to deny these rumors make us think there may be something
to them. The Dowbrigade is pumping his ivy sources for the alleged missing
photos.  Stay tuned…..

from the New York Times