Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh-largest country in the world -the Republic of California
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the third official language in the Republic of California
Baby conceived naturally – Scientists stumped
Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Iraq, Afganistan, Sryia and Lebanon
Castro finally dies at 112, Cuban cigars can now be legally imported, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all tobacco smoking anywhere
George Z. Bush announces he will oppose Clinton in ’36
US Postal Service raises price of First Class stamp to $18.75 and reduces mail delivery to once a week
Massachusetts executes last remaining Conservative
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their human rights
Average height of NBA players reaches 7 feet 11 inches – average salary now $2.3 billion
Mormon’s protest FAA requirement than only transparent “Flight Jammies” be worn on commercial flights
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 73%
2036 Superbowl to be played on Mars – Halftime show to feature Nude Figure Skating on Martian Canals
(adapted form an anonymous list posted over the copy machine at work)