Church of the Later Days Savings

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As
the Dowbrigade was reminded tonight, we only have two
days left to shop for Valentine’s Day.  Luckily we picked up a BIG
box full of Brachman’s Assorted Chocolate Slug Surprises (75% Off) and
a couple of Hallmarks, one in English and one in Spanish (50% Off). We’ve
seen some 75% off signs outside some jewelry stores this week, so that
may be a possibility, if we have time before the big Day Saturday.

Wow, we hear you saying (telepathically) this Dowbrigade guy is way
more spaced out than we had realized – he doesn’t even know what week
it is! Hah! Obviously, you missed our announcment last year of
the
foundation
of the Church
of the Later Days Savings
.  We LaterDayists celebrate
all of the conventional holidays, just seven days later, thereby achieving
significant savings in gifts, supplies, wrapping paper, greeting cards,
etc. Other than that, the Canon of the Church is pretty much a Religious
Rorschach Test.

So far the Religion consists of the Dowbrigade himself and Archbishop
Moser, but we are always looking for more converts. Jesus Saves, why not you?

 

1 Comment

  1. Dennis Moser

    February 20, 2004 @ 10:32 am

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    Amen, brother!