Leno Plays No Favorites

Just because he rode his Harley onto the set, John Kerry gets no special
treatment from Jay Leno. Friday night Leno launched into both candidates.

"I’m worried about John Kerry. He’s so confident now that he’s already
planning his White House sex scandal."

"President Bush has two daughters, They may work on their father’s
presidential campaign after they get out of college. This is a pretty
good move because
in this economy they won’t be able to find real jobs."

Jay Leno’s gag writers