Julia Roberts Arrested for Crack

MARCH
11–We’re not sure if anyone keeps track of such things, but Julia Roberts
may be the country’s oldest alleged crack dealer. The 96-year-old
North Carolina woman–that’s right, 96–was busted Monday along with
a few younger relatives/cohorts for running a drug operation out of
her home. As noted on the below Cleveland County Sheriff’s Office report,
Roberts is facing a felony distribution charge and a misdemeanor drug
paraphernalia count.
from The Smoking Gun