Just Our Luck – Medicaid Broke in 2019

WASHINGTON (AP) – Medicare will have to begin dipping
into its trust fund this year to keep up with expenditures and will go
broke by 2019 without changes in a program that is swelling because of
rising health costs, trustees reported Tuesday.

Social Security’s finances showed little change, and its projected insolvency
date remained 2042.

What a coincidence! Medicare will run out in 2019 – the year the
Dowbrigade becomes eligible! It’s enough to make a lesser mind paranoid.
Actually,
this might be good news for the Dowbrigade, since our social security
checks will keep coming until we hit 89. At this moment a secret conclave
of shaman, herbalists, witch doctors, lamas and assorted other purveyors
of esoteric knowledge are working on the ultimate medicine. The final
solution, on the health front. One capsule cures all.

Of course, it will not be available to the general public, since
the anticipated supply will be quite limited, and pharmaceutical companies
and world leaders would literally kill for the formula if they knew it
existed.  However, limited quantities may be available to readers
of the Dowbrigade News, through DB Virtually Natural Pharmaceuticals. Stay
tuned for Paypal info….

story from AP

photo from Worth1000