Are They Taking Reservations Yet?

"Everybody is doing everything by their own free
choice," he said of the young women who appear on camera. “Something that 15 years ago would have been considered porn, now it’s considered reality video.”

We hate to say it, and certainly hope that none of our
colleagues actually read our blog, but the collection of 4,000 female
ESL teachers at this conference have the aggregate sex appeal of Miss
Grundy and Mother Teresa. We were beginning to believe that this was
due to our firm belief that the best sex in the world is available
only through long-term monagamous relationships, and that we were no
longer
capable of libidinous thoughts involving anyone other than Norma Yvonne.

Then we noticed that the Cable TV at the Longwood Motel in the city
of Hawaiian Gardens where we finally found refuge had some really strange
channels, including one
which
seems
to broadcast exclusively different segments of that masterpiece of trailer
trash cinema verti, Girls Gone Wild.

What a coincidence! Just yesterday the Grey
Lady published a detailed
examination of the GGW phenomena! Who knew that there was a Girls Gone
Wild Restaurant Franchise in the works?

from the New
York Times (thanks for the tip Ion)