Losing Heads to Reefer Madness

marijuana can be hazardous to one’s health –
or at least to the health of those around the addict. Do we detect a
potential election
scandal in the fact that the pot killer, who is still at large, fled
into the Bush? Could the killer weed be responsible for the current
rash of beheading in Iraq as well? We have long heard rumors of killer Iraqui hash, and are sure John Ashcroft will investigate…..

BLANTYRE, Malawi (Reuters) – A Malawian man believed
to be high on marijuana
two women
an axe
the southern
country said.

The man, in his mid-20s, beheaded a 52-year-old woman while she worked
in her garden with her daughter and did the same to a 68-year-old friend
who came to the daughter’s aid, police spokesman Kelvin Maigwa told Reuters.

"The unsuspecting woman greeted the stranger who, instead, threw
the axe at her, aiming at the chest," Maigwa said.

He said police found marijuana, or hemp, when they searched the suspect’s
"The house was full of stench from recently smoked hemp. We believe
he had an overdose of the hemp that made him go berserk," Maigwa
said, adding that the walls of the house bore quotations from famous

Police have launched a manhunt for the killer, who fled into the Bush
after the attacks.

from Reuters

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