Hilary Clinton Action Figure

The testosterone at the Thursday Night Debate lay over the set thick enough to cut with a bayonet. For those already tiring of the Macho Yale Mano
a Mano, or wanting to fast-forward to Hilary-Jeb just for fun, we are
pleased to announce that as of next month you will be able to purchase
a fully-functional HILARY CLINTON ACTION FIGURE.

The makers’ website, herobuilders.com, says the Hilary
Clinton doll comes with a navy blue suit and shoes. The figure is also
wearing a light blue blouse and lily white underwear, at least as purchased.
Available November 1.

Also available from the same site: Bush in Bagdad Action
Figure, the Governator Action Figure, Gay American Action Figure and
Fully Articulated Jesus Action Figure. $19.95 each.