Daily Archives: January 18, 2005

Sleepless in Kamen-Kashirsky

A 63-year-old man who hasn’t slept for more than two decades has been told there is nothing wrong with him by doctors. Ukrainian Fyodor Nesterchuk from the town of Kamen-Kashirsky said the last time he managed to doze off was … Continue reading

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This is Your Brain on Politics

Today’s "Triple-Play Award" for speculative bullshit science given an absurd political interpretation and then mis-represented by the Major Media goes to a study by a UCLA Psych professor on the brain functioning of Democrats and Republicans while they were watching … Continue reading

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Juice and Donuts

Plagued by falling sales and unable to borrow money, Krispy Kreme Doughnuts announced today the retirement of its chief executive and hired as his successor a specialist in corporate reorganizations who is already running the Enron Corporation. The new boss, … Continue reading

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