Archive for January 27th, 2005

Dowbrigade Cracks High Fashion

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Once again the Dowbrigade
is on the cutting edge of haute couteur.  For years our sons have
chided us as we drove them to traveling soccer games or stalked supermarket
aisles in our always-fashionable grey sweatpants, "Dad, your crack’s
showing!"

As this photo of a model presenting
a creation as part of Cavalera’s 2005 Fall/Winter collection show during
Sao Paulo Fashion Week, January 25, 2005 shows,
we were merely years ahead of the fashion wave.  Now all we have to
do is move to Brazil and we won’t have to be pulling our pants up all the
time…

from Reuters

Porn Phone Moan Tones

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NEW
YORK (Reuters) – Porn star Jenna Jameson is now hawking her "moan
tones."

For $2.50 fans of the ubiquitous porno queen can choose from a variety
of moans, grunts and lurid sexual noises all recorded by the blond bombshell.

If that’s not enough, Jameson will talk dirty to you when you phones rings,
in English or Spanish. Jameson, who recently wrote a best-selling memoir,
has launched the venture with Wicked Wireless, a mobile music and entertainment
company.

Also available are color pictures of the porn star posing naked that can
be displayed on your phone for $2.99.

Jameson’s charms are already being downloaded in Argentina, Ecuador,
Venezuela, and in a couple of weeks will be available from Mexico to
Uruguay.

Latin American users can download a moan or a picture for $1.00 each,
while U.S. customers will pay $2.50 for a moan and $2.99 for a wallpaper
once the service is launched.

The Dowbrigade is investigating the possibility of an unexploited
economic niche importing moans from our connections in Ecuador and
distributing them
in the US
at a 250%
markup!
There are rumors the phone comes in an attractive vaginal pouch…

from Reuters