Porn Phone Moan Tones

Posted on January 27, 2005 by glasscastle

NEW
YORK (Reuters) – Porn star Jenna Jameson is now hawking her "moan
tones."

For $2.50 fans of the ubiquitous porno queen can choose from a variety
of moans, grunts and lurid sexual noises all recorded by the blond bombshell.

If that’s not enough, Jameson will talk dirty to you when you phones rings,
in English or Spanish. Jameson, who recently wrote a best-selling memoir,
has launched the venture with Wicked Wireless, a mobile music and entertainment
company.

Also available are color pictures of the porn star posing naked that can
be displayed on your phone for $2.99.

Jameson’s charms are already being downloaded in Argentina, Ecuador,
Venezuela, and in a couple of weeks will be available from Mexico to
Uruguay.

Latin American users can download a moan or a picture for $1.00 each,
while U.S. customers will pay $2.50 for a moan and $2.99 for a wallpaper
once the service is launched.

The Dowbrigade is investigating the possibility of an unexploited
economic niche importing moans from our connections in Ecuador and
distributing them
in the US
at a 250%
markup!
There are rumors the phone comes in an attractive vaginal pouch…

from Reuters
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7 Responses to Porn Phone Moan Tones

  1. Cody Lane says:
    February 21, 2008 at 9:31 pm

    I see this is an old thread and I hate to beat a dead bush, although I have never seen this before. I wanted to know if anyone knows where you can find these porn ring tones?

  2. MatMat says:
    July 19, 2008 at 9:59 am

    I wish to hear this ring tones with pleasure

  3. ollie says:
    October 1, 2008 at 6:03 pm

    MOAN TONES NO GOOD TRY
    http://WWW.REDLIGHTWORLD.COM
    DOWNLOAD AND WATCH PORN ITS MUCH BETTER

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    March 14, 2009 at 10:10 pm

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  6. DelphaDunning530@aol.com:gTVswuzgp says:
    January 5, 2010 at 7:12 am

    Wow thank you that is a nice post !

  7. Jey ClassTv says:
    January 24, 2010 at 4:27 pm

    Very interesting niche indeed.
    A little embarrasing when interrupted with a phonecall in a business meeting though.

    I wish we coul have Jesse Jane’s ring tones aswell…
    But meanwhile:

    http://www.xxxclasstv.com/video/566/jesse-jane-titfuck-virtual-sex

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