Exposed: Last Pope Was Jewish

No
wonder the man was always wearing a yarmulke!

Now that
he can’t defend himself, we guess he’s fair game. Frank Weltner Ace
Reporter, Director,
Librarian,
and
Publicist
of "The Scholarly Web Site", Jew
Watch
, has once again stunned the world
with his penetrating investigative reporting and lack of taste,
by going to press with a story titled "JEW
WATCH OUTS POPE JOHN PAUL II
".

After an exhaustive examination of rumor, legend and unrelated historical
information, the article concludes "He is of probable Jewish Descent".
Note the Scholarly tone…

Jew Watch Headquarters, St. Louis, Missouri, April 6, 2005– – Today,
Jew Watch NEWS outed Pope John Paul II’s probable Jewish ancestry
on its
nine-year-old scholarly web site located on the Internet at www.jewwatch.com.

"The Pope’s mother was Emily Katz, whose Polish name is "Emilia
Kaczorowska," which is usually Anglicized by American immigrants
to the familiar sounding, "Emily Katz."

We can’t wait for Weltner’s explication of how the new Pope, ex-Hitler
Youth, is also Jewish…

from Jew Watch News

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