Goose Stepping Spreads Across Mass

Mother Goose Killed

ATTLEBORO
(AP) — A Rhode Island man charged with stomping to death a Canada goose
and
five goslings said he did it because he felt threatened
by the birds.

John A. Sanders, 33, was arraigned Monday in Attleboro District Court
on charges
of animal cruelty and disorderly conduct.

Sanders, an industrial engineer from North Kingstown, R.I., was working at a
Texas Instruments plant in Attleboro on Saturday. According to the police report,
he was walking on the campus when an adult goose hissed at Sanders, who slipped
and fell in mud.

"Angered by this fall, he began his rampage, chasing the goslings and kicking
them," the report said.

A witness reported seeing Sanders running across the grass, shouting and stopping
to jump up and down. The witness called police, who found two goslings flattened
on the parking lot, and three more dead on the grass.

The adult goose, believed to be the goslings’ mother, was taken to an animal
hospital in West Bridgewater, where it was euthanized Sunday because its injuries
were too severe, said Karen Harvey, Attleboro’s animal control officer.

from WHDH Boston 7

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3 Responses to Goose Stepping Spreads Across Mass

  1. Heinrich Himmler says:

    While I like the way you are now referencing our work in every posting and appreciate these attempts at subliminal suggestion, this is becoming a bit much even for me. Haste makes waste. All in good time Mr. Dowbrigade.

  2. Michael Feldman says:

    Sorry, Heinrich, but when I heard the goose story I just couldn’t resist the pun. Surprising no one else thought of it first, given all the great press you guys have been getting lately.

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