Woman Gives Birth to Satan Spawn

SANTA BARBARA – Some may call it a tale of beauty
and the beast. But Sam, a 14-year-old pedigreed Chinese crested, and
a three-time champ in the World’s Ugliest Dog Contest, is the dog of
Susie Lockheed’s dreams.

Lockheed, 53, enjoys massaging Sam’s fleshy, thin, potato-chip ears and
running her fingers through the small patches of white hair on his head.

She likes kissing Sam’s hairless frame, littered with blackheads, brown
warts and moles. Even his hindquarters have a large hernia lump.

Then there’s his right eye, left a reddish-purple from cataracts, which
stands out from the other, which is a milky white.

"
I’ve never had a dog this much in love with me," Lockheed said. "I
really baby Sam, and kiss him a lot. He’s a toad [that’s] going to turn
into a prince."

Sam is one of four hairless dogs that love to groggily lounge on the couch
in Lockheed’s Santa Barbara home, where she operates a beauty salon.

Of course, she operates a beauty salon. Somebody
has to care for the aesthetically challenged……

from the LA Times