Swazi Princess Diaries – Chicken Farm Episode

MAFUTSENI-He recently made headlines when he successfully
stopped the recruitment of female soldiers at Bethany claiming he had
not authorized it. On Thursday evening, he once again went to extremes
to show just how much power Their Majesties have bestowed upon him.

Unfortunately, this time he left Princess Sikhanyiso – the main figure
of the Umcwasho rite – with bruises on her thigh and arm. (shown in photo
at left)

The incident, which it set to leave heads rolling, occurred at Mfumbaneni
poultry farm on the evening before over 50 000 maidens returned to Ludzidzini
Royal Residence with the reed they set out to cut.

Princess Sikhanyiso was among the maidens that were given accommodation
at Mfumbaneni poultry at Mphisi farm while the rest of the thousands of
maidens were housed in tents at Mphisi cattle breeding station, situated
about 500 meters away from Mfumbaneni.

Hell, we’d rather stay at the cattle breeding station
any day than at that Mfumbani poultry farm, where we hear everything
is constantly covered with chicken shit. Of course, some people prefer
it
that way,
and the
whole chicken farm drinking party/pillow fight/beating with a stick plot line will make a blockbuster opening episode
for the "Swazi Princess Diaries" reality series we are in negotiations
with MTV about. Since we published the idea first in our blog, they need
us to sign off on the project before they can green-light it, but we
are holding out for editorial control….

from The
Times of Swaziland

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