Bush the Joker – Top One-liners of 2004

There were to many great candidates,
it took us ten months to compile and evaluate the contenders.Both Bush
himself and American history took a hit when George missed his calling
as a stand-up comic…

#10: "I
want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me." -Nashville,
Tenn., May 27, 2004

#9: "Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the
illiteracy level of our children are appalling." -Washington, D.C.,
Jan. 23, 2004

#8: "Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will
be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at
the whim of a hat." -Washington, D.C., Sept. 17, 2004

#7: "I want to thank the astronauts who are with us, the courageous
spacial entrepreneurs who set such a wonderful example for the young of
our country." -Washington, D.C. Jan. 14, 2004

#6: "We will make sure our troops have all that is necessary to complete
their missions. That’s why I went to the Congress last September and proposed
fundamental – supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts
and ammunition and fuel." -Erie, Pa., Sept. 4, 2004

#5: "After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very
plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week – we
will have an all-volunteer army!" -Daytona Beach, Fla., Oct. 16, 2004

#4: "Tribal sovereignty means that; it’s sovereign. I mean, you’re
a – you’ve been given sovereignty, and you’re viewed as a sovereign entity.
And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes
is one between sovereign entities." -Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004

#3: "I hear there’s rumors on the Internets that we’re going to have
a draft." -second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

#2: "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many
OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country." -Poplar
Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

#1: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They
never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people,
and neither do we." -Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004