The Pornification of America

Actors having real sex in art-house movies.
Erstwhile child star Lindsay Lohan appearing barely clad on the cover
of her new album. Teenage girls strolling down Main Street USA attired
in ”Porn Star" T-shirts. A bikini-wearing Jessica Simpson bumping
and grinding in the music video for ”These Boots Are Made for Walkin.’
" College-age women flashing for the ”Girls Gone Wild" video
series with nonchalant exhibitionism.

from the Boston
Globe

What’s not to like? Obviously, this is a good start,
but there’s lots more work to do. More offices need to adopt "Clothing
Optional" workplace rules. Maybe "underwear only" Fridays.
Trystiing nooks in parks and public spaces for impulsive coupling. Reserved
space on cable systems for The S & M Channel, The Transgender Channel
and The Bukaki Channel. Naked reality shows and a Sex Toys Home Shopping
Channel. Animal Sex Orientations down at Angel Memorial. a Vibrator Aisle at Target, Kama Sutra Barbie
Doll sets. Tantric Sex programs included in our HMO coverage. Alternative
payment plans for goods and services in mutually amenable sex acts.

Oh my, don’t get us started. We’ll be thinking of
the possibilities all day……