Banned in France and Denmark – Sex Soda Here

Posted on February 8, 2006 by glasscastle

‘Banned’ Aphrodisiac Soda To Be Sold In Stores
Makers Claim Cherry Soda Will Arouse Drinkers

A new soda promising to sexually arouse the person drinking it will soon
be available in stores nationwide, according to a Local 6 News report.

The drink, called Turn On, is made with guarana, ginseng and caffeine.

The soda was banned in France and Denmark, but makers insist it is safe and works
as an aphrodisiac.

People who have tested the soda said it tastes like cherry soda.

"We watched a film and then afterwards I felt like my senses were more like
turned
on, like I could feel more, I felt more on my skin," a tester said.

Doctors have already warned that the drink is not for everyone. Children, pregnant
women and people with high blood pressure and diabetes should avoid the drink,
according to the report.

A warning label on the can claims, "This beverage will arouse you."

Turn On is sold online for $3.50 a can and will soon be available in stores,
the report said.

from Local
6 (Central Florida)

Turn-on Soda web site

Whooo-Eeee! Gotta order us a case of these babies for the old Love
Shack before those damn Republicn bible-thumpers get them banned here
too. Just as soon as we finish downloading "100 Secret Sex Techniques
Guarenteed
to Drive Women Wild"…..

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8 Responses to Banned in France and Denmark – Sex Soda Here

  1. Claudia says:
    February 13, 2006 at 9:34 am

    Whooo-Eeee! Gotta order us a case of these babies for the old Love Shack before those damn Republicn bible-thumpers get them banned here too. Just as soon as we finish downloading “100 Secret Sex Techniques Guarenteed to Drive Women Wild”…..

    Michael before you drink that stuff, read independent survey comments at http://nipple-huggers.com/Customer-Comments.html
    You can probably cancel that download as well. women LOVE these becuase of the sensual feelings of arousal….

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  7. Mann Boobs says:
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    Wow! I gotta try me some of that! Fill up the coffee machine at the off on Monday morning and see if we get any work done… 🙂

  8. All Nite says:
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    LOL Great idea! Think I’ll start with my boyfriends coffee pot though… hee hee

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