Daily Archives: April 5, 2006

The Beezlebub Bid

A Chinese man tried to sell his soul on an internet auction site. The man, in his late 20s, from Jiaxing, near Shanghai, attempted to sell his soul on Taobao, China’s top online auction site. He attracted bids from some … Continue reading

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Do the Cool Jerk

The Dowbrigade remains deeply embittered and betrayed by the premature death of his fourth-generation iPod at the tender age of 14 months, two months after the expiration of its warranty, converting it instantly into an attractive, leather-clad $300 doorjamb. Terminal … Continue reading

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