Clowns Attack Nuclear Warhead With Hammers

On Tuesday morning, a retired Catholic priest and
two veterans put on clown suits, busted into a nuclear missile launch
facility, and began beating the silo cover with hammers, in an attempt
to take the Minuteman III missile off-line. Seriously.

The activists used bolt-cutters to get into the E-9
Minuteman II facility, located just northwest of the White Shield,
North Dakota. "Using a sledgehammer and household hammers, they
disabled the lock on the personnel entry hatch that provides access
to the warhead and they hammered on the silo lid that covers the 300
kiloton nuclear warhead," the group said in a statement. "The
activists painted ‘It’s a sin to build a nuclear weapon’ on the face
of the 110-ton hardened silo cover and the peace activists poured their
blood on the missile lid."

This was all done while wearing face paint, dunce caps, misfitting
overalls, and bright yellow wigs.

from DefenseTech.org

Brings to mind the good old days of Jerry Rubin
and the Yippies, who ran
a Pig for President in ’68, doesn’t it? Still, we’re not sure dressing in
clown costumes is the best way to get people to take you seriously…